shoot me, eat me, whatever

Yes, I admit it. I am slightly obsessed with US politics. So shoot me, eat me, whatever. Check out the new Bush-Cheney commercial aimed at discrediting Senator John Kerry and his record on homeland security:

Title: Wolves
Source: Bush-Cheney/RNC
Subject: Terrorism
Music: Spooky
Scare tactics: Narration of "increasingly scary world"; smoky, dark forest ruled by wolves that will eat your children; wolves are waiting to attack America when Kerry is elected
Kerry: Voted to "slash" intelligence funding; in favor of weakening American defenses, "which attracts those that are waiting to do America harm"
Bush: Can multitask by reading, holding phone, and approving this message
Patriotism: Protecting America, protecting America, protecting America
People: Not shown; they were eaten by a pack of wolves

VOICE OVER: “In an increasingly dangerous world… Even after the first terrorist attack on America… John Kerry and the liberals in Congress voted to slash America’s intelligence operations. By 6 billion dollars… Cuts so deep they would have weakened America’s defenses. And weakness attracts those who are waiting to do America harm.."

PRESIDENT BUSH: "I’m George W Bush and I approve this message. Time for lunch."

The New York Post endorsed Bush this morning - doesn't that make you feel better? Uh huh.