gimme a frickin' break

There's sure as hell a tonne o' injuries throughout the NBA this year - already. Makes this roundball fan wonder who's NOT hurt, out indefinitely or totally toast for the season...

Today's Heads
Nets' Mourning Looks Strong In Comeback
Elbow Injury Keeps Yao On Bench
Pacers' O'Neal Likely Out For Opener
Hobbled Christie Eyeing Kings' Opener
The "Glove" breaks thumb

The Short List
Michael Finley - Hamstring (Questionable)
Jerry Stackhouse - Thigh (Out)
Kerry Kittles - Knee (Out)
Vlade Divac - Back (Out)
Devean George - Ankle (Out)
Karl Malone - Knee (Out)
Bonzi Wells - Back (Questionable)
Jason Williams - Personal (Questionable)
Latrell Sprewell - Ankle, knee (Questionable)
Jason Kidd - Knee (Out)
Allan Houston - Knee (Out)
Doug Christie - Plantar fasciitis (Questionable)
Ray Allen - Back (Questionable)
Vince Carter - Personal (Questionable)
Alvin Williams - Knee (Ok)
Kwame Brown - Foot (Out)

Buncha overpaid lazyass couch pussies! Back to work! ; - )