hold me closer, tony danza

Ladies and gentlemen, drop your borders!

Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape. These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.

You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

The idea behind Marry An American is simple: You have the power to rescue a progressive American from four more years of George W. Bush, should he be re-elected.

Americans, sick of the political climate of their homeland, have long sought refuge within Canadian borders. And let's face it, when compared to the United States, Canada is a liberal utopia & we have universal healthcare (in two languages!), gay marriage, free marijuana for everyone, and we don't like guns.

Already, our American counterparts are fleeing the U.S. in droves and buying up land along our borders. We envision a movement where everyone wins: Freedom of expression and a politically convenient marriage with love and igloos for all.

Canadian singles, tired of the dating scene, are willing to act for love or just plain pity. Let's drop our border-inhibitions-commitment issues, set a date, pick out our china patterns and wed a sexy American liberal.

Don't be left alone. Sign-up today and do your part to save freedom-democracy!

How stupid do you have to be to vote for Bush... a second time?? This 'report' might aid in the crucial decision-making process re: marrying the Yank of your dreams.

http://chrisevans3d.com/files/iq.htm