top 10 reasons to don a kilt

Utilikilts' Top 10 Reasons for Wearing a Kilt

1) Because throughout history, men have worn un-bifurcated garments.

2) Because if women had an appendage hanging between their legs, we guarantee you they wouldn’t be wearing pants.

3) Freedom, and increased mobility.

4) You only go around once, so why shouldn’t you be as comfortable as possible?

5) All men deserve air conditioning in the summer. You will chafe no more.

6) No more adjustments, right side, left side… Say goodbye to wedgies.

7) A word about the pockets: Unlike pants, the Utilikilt’s pockets are only sewn down on top, so that they move with the garment but not with your leg. No more bulky crap contorting the shape of your leg.

8) The Workman's kilt can carry an entire six pack. You don’t have to wear your cell phone on your belt. With the Workman's kilt, you don’t need a tool belt.

9) Easy access ... ; - )

10) Fringe benefits:

A. Physical: Your virility may increase. You will experience the pleasing sensation of air conditioning.

B. Mental: Wearing a kilt shows a sense of security with yourself, and you will inspire much debate in others.

C. Spiritual: Without physical constrictions, you burden will be lighter, your sense of freedom less impaired, and your sense of yourself, will have room to grow.