Friday, January 28, 2005

ya win some, ya lose some

Ya win some, ya lose some: A tiger at African Lion Safari attacked two people in their car. A judge awarded them almost $3-million in compensation. Sadly, Paca the tiger went hungry.

Stripper, ex-boyfriend get $3M after frightening tiger attack

Ex-young, pretty, large-breasted, not overweight and had long hair dancer wins money for lost income, housekeeping

Big cat first goes hungry, then goes awol

National Ghost
Friday Jan 28 2005

TORONTO - Two victims of a tiger attack at
African Lion Safari were awarded $3-million in damages yesterday, including compensation for money one of them could have earned as an exotic dancer if she had not been mauled.

David Balac received $1.7-million and his former girlfriend Jennifer Cowles was awarded more than $800,000 in compensation for injuries sustained during a 1996 trip to the Cambridge-area safari park when a tiger jumped into their car.

"One can only imagine the stark terror experienced by these young people during this horrendous event," Justice Jean MacFarland said in her decision.

As part of the court decision, Ms. Cowles received $2,515 per year for housekeeping assistance as well as nearly $300,000 to replace income she might have made as a stripper.

"Jennifer considered that she had all the necessary physical attributes to do this job -- she was young, pretty, large-breasted, not overweight and had long hair," Judge MacFarland said.

But the tiger attack adversely affected Ms. Cowles' ability to strip. She was forced to to wear a scarf to cover her head wound and a skirt to hide her hip injuries. Her unusual dress prompted her fellow dancers to dub her "the flying nun," she testified.

The Ontario Superior Court judge rejected testimony from park employees who claimed the couple opened their windows to feed the animals and take photos, finding instead the workers likely provoked the attack by introducing new cubs to the compound, thereby agitating its inhabitants.

Mr. Balac, then 23, and Ms. Cowles, who was 22 at the time, had been dating only a few months when they decided to take a day trip to the African Lion Safari on April 19, 1996. According to their account, the windows of Mr. Balac's white Honda were cracked open at the start of their tour, but they closed them completely after an ostrich tried to poke its beak into the vehicle.

They proceeded slowly into the tiger compound, stopping to take a photo of a tiger named Paca. After snapping the picture, Ms. Cowles testified she heard a "bang-like noise."

"The next thing she knew there was a tiger in her lap," Judge MacFarland said.

The tiger reached across Ms. Cowles and grabbed Mr. Balac by the right forearm, lifting him out of his seat and trying to pull him from the vehicle. The young man twisted his arm free through a gap in the tiger's teeth, prompting the cat to turn its attack on Ms. Cowles. It first bit her hip and then grabbed her by the head, attempting to pull her out of the car. Meanwhile, a second tiger nipped Mr. Balac's hand before he managed to restart the car and scare the animals.

How the tigers entered the car has been the source of considerable speculation. While park employees claimed the couple opened the windows themselves, Judge MacFarland concluded the tiger must have nudged the car, causing Mr. Balac's arm "or some part of his body to come into contact with the window switches inadvertently."

While absolving the couple of any responsibility for their injuries, the judge criticized the conduct of African Lion Safari staff. Judge MacFarland speculates that a staff member agitated the tigers by driving through their compound with a tiger cub in her vehicle. Quoting an expert on animal care, the decision states "nothing could be more calculated to excite attention and/or attack in a drive-through facility than having any other animal in one's vehicle."

As a result of the attack, Ms. Cowles suffered injuries to her right hip and scalp, which needed extensive cosmetic surgery. The scars affected her burgeoning career as a exotic dancer. The young woman testified she had begun working as a "freelance" dancer nine months before the attack, earning $60 per seven-hour shift and working six days a week.

Ms. Cowles testified her career goal was to become a "featured dancer," thus earning up to $5,000 a week. Judge MacFarland states in her decision that no evidence was presented suggesting Ms. Cowles had the necessary skills to become a featured dancer.

The judge also noted the lifespan of a stripper, featured or freelance, is short.

"The earning life of an exotic dancer is a limited one. While some may continue to age 35, they are the exceptions. Most continue only to age 30," Judge MacFarland said.

Based on evidence presented at trial, the judge calculates Ms. Cowles could have reasonably earned $55,000 a year as a dancer between 1996 and 2003. The judge speculates the victim would have concluded her career in 2004 regardless of the accident after she met her current fiance.

"It is reasonable in my view to consider that Jennifer would possibly have continued as an exotic dancer until she established a relationship of some permanence with a man," Judge MacFarland said.

After subtracting Ms. Cowles' actual income from her potential income had she not been disfigured, Judge MacFarland awarded the woman $298,528 in lost income. The judge also awarded $250,000 for future lost wages to the victim, who is now employed as a personal support worker, with the goal of becoming a registered nurse. In total, Ms. Cowles received $813,169 in damages and compensation as well as $2,515 a year for housekeeping assistance and a lump sum of $13,081 for future psychological counselling.

"This is going to provide some critical support to her and to her children. The courts and the law of negligence and strict liability have done their work," said Craig Brown, Ms. Cowles' lawyer.

Judge MacFarland said Mr. Balac was left with "a grotesquely scarred and disfigured right forearm." The decision states: "Before the accident David was very athletic, engaged in a number of sports and even taught squash at Sheridan College. All of that is lost to him now."

Unlike Ms. Cowles, who can still work part time, it is unlikely Mr. Balac will ever be able to be employed because of his injuries and continuing post-traumatic stress, Judge MacFarland said. Therefore, the judge awarded him $1.7-million in lost past and future wages and general damages.

"The amount of the award is everything he asked for at trial. It is a significant result for David Balac," said David Haines, the lawyer for Mr. Balac.

Lawyers representing African Lion Safari did not return calls yesterday.

Friends and family members of Paca the tiger say he is still recovering from the ordeal at a wild game resort in
Tanzania. Paca could not be reached for comment at press time.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

yea! officially irrelevant (again)



Canada now a bit player globally, survey finds: World leaders weigh in

National Post
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
By Mike Blanchfield

OTTAWA - A major study involving politicians, diplomats and thinkers from Europe, Asia, Africa and Latin America has concluded Canada has become an irrelevant force on the international stage, but can regain its edge if it creates a swift and mobile brigade of peacekeepers.

"It was sobering and exciting. Sobering in the sense that we've had a declining impact over the last 15 years. Exciting, in the sense that with some of the big challenges facing the world today, Canada was seen as being almost unique in its ability to address some of them," Robert Greenhill, former president of Bombardier Inc. and author of the study on Canada's role in the world.

Mr. Greenhill spent the last six months interviewing 40 experts from around the globe in what is believed to be one of the most high-level surveys of foreign figures ever conducted on Canada's role in the world. It was sponsored by the Canadian Institute of International Affairs, a non-profit, non-governmental organization headquartered in Toronto.

Subjects included former U.S. secretary of state Henry Kissinger, former Australian foreign minister Gareth Evans, and a host of other politicians as well as economists, military experts, scholars and senior bureaucrats.

Titled External Voices, the study is to be made public next month, and will coincide with the Martin government's international policy review.

In a presentation yesterday to a government and diplomatic audience at the Foreign Affairs Department, and in an interview, Mr. Greenhill gave a preview of the study's main findings.

Not surprisingly, Canada's international influence is seen as waning in the decade-and-a-half since the fall of the Berlin Wall and the end of the Cold War.

Many respondents cited the 1989-1992 period under Conservative prime minister Brian Mulroney, who fought against apartheid in South Africa, and the late 1990s tenure of former foreign affairs minister Lloyd Axworthy, who spearheaded the international ban on land mines, as the only recent periods where Canada made a difference on the world stage.

Canada is seen to have lost its leadership role in the one thing it takes the most pride in: peacekeeping. As one respondent told Mr. Greenhill: "For all intents and purposes, you are no longer here."

Though the world appreciates Canada's military contributions to the Balkans and Afghanistan, the country is seen as a bit player in bringing peace to wartorn parts of the world.

But the international community does not want it to stay that way, Mr. Greenhill says.

"Everybody from the Africans, to the Americans to the Europeans said Canada having an autonomous mobile brigade that could actually get into tough regions quickly and be there for a couple of months at a time, would make a huge difference," he said.

"First, is that few people can do it today. Secondly, those who can, like the Americans and British, are often seen as compromised politically. Whereas Canada coming in with the Maple Leaf, with civility, is seen as very useful."

He said Canada is also seen as having the potential to play a "very special role" in post-conflict reconstruction and said the recent controversy over the delayed deployment of the military's Disaster Assistance Response Team to Sri Lanka following the Indian Ocean tsunami is illustrative of the problems facing the country's ability to respond to international crises.

"It took us ages to get there. And then it was useful," he said.

About one-third of respondents said Canada could use some heavy-airlift capability, but two-thirds said Canada could make do hitching rides with its larger allies or renting commercially, as it does now.

Mr. Greenhill's snapshot of foreign opinion comes as the Defence Department prepares its review of capabilities of the Canadian Forces as part of the broader international policy review.

Prime Minister Paul Martin announced another 5,000 full-time troops for the Forces during last summer's federal election, and said they should form part of a peacekeeping brigade.

Bill Graham, the Defence Minister, has since said those new troops would be added to existing units and would be used to beef up special forces.

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Sunday, January 23, 2005

tidings from the east coast

Yo music fanatics...

Here's another late "Top 25 Island Discs" entry courtesy one David Swick in Halifax, via our very own Buffalo Tim in Vancity... coast to coast, we aim to please the most.

Wig: Make an exception for Swick. He's in another time zone. TC

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From: Swick
Date: January 23, 2005 7:04:14 AM PST
To: Carlson
Subject: Here's my top 25 (no specific order!)

Hey man,

Here are my 25 Desert Discs. (Glad to see this custom keeping up with inflation. Didn’t we used to bring only 10?)

01 Eric Clapton – 461 Ocean Blvd.
02 George Harrison – All Things Must Pass
03 Leonard Cohen – 10 New Songs
04 Alanis Morissette – Jagged Little Pill
05 Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here
06 James McMurtry – Where’d You Hide The Body?
07 James McMurtry – It Had to Happen
08 Roy Harper – Flat, Baroque and Berserk
09 Lou Reed – New York
10 The Clash – London Calling
11 Mary Jane Lamond – Suas E!
12 Sinead O’Connor – I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got
13 Sinead O’Connor – For She Who Dwells...
14 J.J. Cale – Five
15 Elvis Costello – King of America
16 Graham Parker – The Mona Lisa’s Sister
17 Bryan Ferry – Boys and Girls
18 Buddy and the Boys – Buddy and the Boys
19 Bruce Springsteen – Tunnel of Love
20 Youssou N’Dour – Set
21 Cowboy Junkies – Black Eyed Man
22 Sam Cooke – Night Beat
23 Choir of King’s College, Cambridge –Allegri Miserere
24 Bach – Cello Sonaten, Maysky/Argerich
25 Bob Dylan – Blood on the Tracks

My No. 26 is Talking Heads: Remain in Light. Good to see that on your list. Do you know McMurtry? Check him out!

-d

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By the bye, David Swick wrote the following story (keep scrolling) for the Halifax Daily News about coal miners-cum-call center employees and I thought readers of this space might enjoy reading it here.
Relevance?

My maternal grandfather was a coal miner who raised his family in Sydney Mines, N.S.. My uncles might well have been miners too. I'll have to ask me dad about that sometime...

I doubt Grandpa would have been happy spending each day answering phone calls about consumer items but if it meant putting food on the table, so be it. Coal dust probably killed him* and far too many of his mates but I'm dead certain they were all proud men who did whatever they had to do to support their families. There weren't many work options for young men back in the day.


The same might be said of today's burgeoning throng (?) of call center sales reps and tech support staff, amongst whom are plenty of former miners, fishers and other natural resource workers, I imagine. A man's gotta do something to earn a living - same goes for women, of course.

I worked for Ticketbastard here in Vancouver answering phones for a couple years too, on and off. It sucked, big time, but it helped pay the rent during my lengthy (poverty-ridden) stint as a freelance writer, so there ya go.

When I visit your beautiful, beloved Nova Scotia next, I'll be sure to look you up, David. Thx kindly for your musical picks. Send me a mailing address and your wiggy CD is on its way - relatively soon.

This list is getting way out of control, boys and girls! : - )

Kim Goodliffe, Karen Husak, Tim Carlson, Miranda Huron, Connie Kostiuk, Lynn Coady, Briana Doyle, Katie Zuzek, Chris Hind, David Kerr, Siobhan Devlin, Kristen Johnson, Angela Royea, Jill Sharpe, Bruce Halliday and now, Mr. Swick!

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*Note: My dear mum, Eileen Catherine (nee Garland) Smith, may well have died due to medical complications arising from her lengthy exposure to the toxic environment that still inhabits much of Cape Breton Island. Makes my blood boil.

Fucking tar ponds, fucking irresponsible governments, fucking mine owners and their fucking operators... read all about it.


Ex-Cape Breton miners the rocks of the Earth Capers carry on the way they always have, with fortitude, humour, longing

The Halifax Daily News
Friday, May 9, 2003
By David Swick

SYDNEY, N.S. - The last coal mine closed nearly two years ago, and Cape Breton miners and their families have survived the way they always have - with fortitude, humour and longing.

Michael Bresowar worked underground for 23 years. Today, he can tell you the difference between working in a coal mine and a call centre.

"The call centre is team oriented," Bresowar says. "No one person has all the answers. I may be good in the billing part of it, where in the technical part of it, I may need help. That's the way it works -- it's people working together.

"The difference is that I'm not really dependent on someone in the call centre. When I'm underground, say I'm under a roof shovelling, I've got a buddy watching the roof. He's my extra set of eyes. You have to work together to survive."

Bresowar is one of the Men of the Deeps, the fabled choir of Cape Breton coal miners. The men -- and their wives and families -- gathered in a Sydney Theatre on Wednesday night to see a powerful, new one-hour documentary called Men of the Deeps.

Made by award-winning director John Walker, it will air on CTV next fall or winter.

"You go into Tim Hortons in the morning now, and you leave with black around your eyes," another chorister, Marshall Poirier, said at a reception after the screening. "You go to a dance, or wherever, and you talk coal mines. It's been our life for hundreds of years."

The end of mining has been hard, Poirier said, but has also brought an unexpected blessing.

"There's a calm in the community now," he said.

"The danger's not there anymore. The longest mines went five miles under the ocean, which is a long way, and people were getting scared. But now, a mass disaster -- with 25 or 50 or 100 men killed -- that fear is not there. If you hear the ambulance siren now, at least you know it's not from the coal mine."

If Cape Bretoners are the salt of the earth, coal miners and their families are the rock. Their ability to survive hardship would put most city slickers to shame.

Like so many Cape Bretoners, Tommy Tighe knows the pain of a family death underground.

"When we sing that one song, about a miner being killed, I get a lump in my throat," Tighe said.

His only son, Alan, was killed in the mine when he just 23.

"Sometimes I lip-sync it, while the tears run down my face."

Tighe was one of the original Men. The group was formed in 1966, and debuted at Expo '67. They choir has since played in China, Kosovo, and hundreds of North American locations. This summer, the Men of the Deeps will return to Halifax.

Tighe himself entered the mines at 16, and survived to retirement at 65.

"No two days were alike, and it was always a challenge," he said.

"I loved every minute of it. A lot of people wouldn't."

Michael Bresowar will be in a nice, clean office today -- on the phone, handling dozens more telephone calls. He's a people person. He's good at his job. And he's usually so busy he doesn't think of what might have been.

"I came to this job with an open mind. It was a job that was keeping me in Cape Breton, and that's what mattered," Bresowar said.

"But I loved working in the mine. I'd go back tomorrow."

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"Dust in the air
All through the mines
It’s concrete on your lungs
And you’re old before your time"

"Dust in the Air," composed by J. Handel

Saturday, January 22, 2005

from queen street w/ love

I'm just on my way out the door to buy blank CDs for the Irie! Irie! crowd and then settle into the lounge at the Sylvia Hotel for an afternoon devoted entirely to reading Lynn Coady's much-heralded novel, Saints of Big Harbour (I'm stoked).

Occasionally I will pause to survey soggy English Bay on this rosy and grey day. And of course, I'll nurse a few pints of Guinness along the way. Click on the link below and download the sentimental scene/score rolling in my head... ; - )

Woxo

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Rosy and Grey
The Lowest of the Low
Shakespeare My Butt (1993)

I want to take a streetcar downtown
Read Henry Miller and wander around
And drink some Guinness from a tin
'Cause my U.I. cheque has just come in
Ah, where you been... because

Everything is coming up rosy and grey
Ah, the wind is cold but the smell of snow warms me today
And your smile is fine and it's just like mine and it won't go away, 'cause
Everything is rosy and grey

You've been under my skin for more than eight years
It's been eight years of laughter and eight years of tears
And I don't know what the future can hold, or will do, for me and you
But I'm a much better man for having known you
Yeah, you know that's true, because...

Well, I've been told that there's a sucker born every day
Well, I wonder who, yeah, I wonder who
Maybe the one who doesn't realize there's a thousand shades of grey
'Cause I know that's true, yes I do, I know that's true
How about you?

Well, they're picking up trash and they're putting down roads
And they're brokering stocks, the class-struggle explodes
And I'll play this guitar just the best that I can
Well, maybe I'm not and maybe I am
Who gives a damn?

Well, I've kissed you in France and I've kissed you in Spain
And I've kissed you in places I'd better not name
And I've seen the sun go down on Sacre Coeur
But I like it much better going down on you
Ah, you know that's true


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Shakespeare My Butt
The Lowest of the Low
Release Date: 1993

Produced and Engineered by Andy Koyama

Musicians

David Alexander - Drums
John Arnott - Bass
Stephen Stanley - Guitar, Vocals
Ron Hawkins - Guitar, Vocals

Guest Musicians

Jonathan Bojarzin - Mandolin
Dug Claxton - Accordian
Rachel Gorman - Bodhran
Lawrence Nichols - Harmonica

All songs written by Ron Hawkins except 'Bloodline' (Stephen Stanley). Recorded at Metalworks and Filmhouse studios (fall 1991). Mixed at Filmhouse (fall '91) in TORONTO, BABY!

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LOTL strike again with 'Sordid Fiction'

Vue Weekly
by Lisa Gregoire
2004-10-27

Album: Sordid Fiction
Artist: The Lowest of the Low
Label: Maple Music (2004)

The first marauding power chords of Sordid Fiction’s opener "Concave" seem designed to bury the band’s mournful implosion in the early ’90s and let fans know they haven’t gone soft.

Lowest of the Low became indie rock heroes 10 years ago, after releasing back-to-back cult classics Shakespeare My Butt and Hallucigenia to a rabid college fanbase weaned on the Clash and R.E.M.

Their bitter breakup in 1994 only boosted their cachet and led to a successful reunion tour and live CD in 2002. Now, Ron Hawkins has put aside a heralded solo career with the Rusty Nails to rejoin fellow frontman Stephen Stanley, drummer David Alexander and newcomers Lawrence Nichols and Dylan Parker to release Sordid Fiction, a 12-song manifesto lovingly rendered by Toronto producer Ian Blurton (Change of Heart, C'mon).

Cage-rattlers like "The Last Recidivist" and "...And Then the Riot" conjure up the old LOTL restlessness, but the real juice and poetry mix in songs like "Everywhere and Nowhere," "Winter Sleepers" and "A Casual Overdose," a coming-of-age journey told in three chapters that’s one of the disc’s strongest tracks.

Unabashed self-reflection, social criticism, infectious pop melodies and all the smart songwriting we’ve come to expect. I’ll admit I was dubious, but I’m sold again.

Rating: SSSS

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

who da man? he da man!

Nash Displays Polished Look: On the Court, of Course

By LIZ ROBBINS

The New York Times Online
Wednesday, January 19, 2005

PHOENIX, Jan. 12 - Steve Nash has been doing some light reading on the road, studying a playbook of sorts that outlines team concepts like discipline and sacrifice for the common good.

"I'm actually reading the Communist Manifesto," Nash said with a smile after a recent practice.

Nash's eclectic tastes range from Pat Conroy to Dickens to Kant. "I don't know if guys notice, which is good," he said. "I just want to be one of them."

So people won't think he is sympathetic to alternative causes, Nash explained that he picked up the manifesto, "only because I was reading the autobiography of Che Guevara and I wanted to get a better perspective."

Naturally. Nash's game, like his life, is about perspective.

Nash, a heady, selfless point guard, who was born in South Africa and reared in Victoria, British Columbia, left Dallas as a free agent last summer to play for Phoenix for a salary close to $65.6 million over six years.

Since returning to the franchise that drafted him in 1996, the 30-year-old Nash has led the Suns (31-8) to the best record in the N.B.A. In a league mired in isolation offenses and plodding defenses, the Suns' frenetic fast break has been nothing short of revolutionary.

Without him, however, the Suns could have been just an ordinary team. Nash has missed the last two and a half games with a deep bruise in his left thigh. The Suns, who won 29 games last season, have lost four straight and their steam.

"He's the guy who makes us run, and when he's not there we grind to a halt," Coach Mike D'Antoni said from Phoenix. "He just complements everybody so well, that without him, you're missing a big piece of the puzzle."

In his ninth season, Nash leads the league in assists (10.9 a game) and shooting percentage (51.6), and is averaging 15.3 points a game. Sending bullet bounce passes to Amare Stoudemire and Shawn Marion, Nash has helped the Suns average 108.3 points a game, their highest total in a decade. That mark plummeted to 88.6 without him in the last three games. Nash was set to return Wednesday against Memphis, but D'Antoni said his status was up in the air because Nash tweaked his back on a freak play in practice when a teammate stepped on his foot.

"Steve is the first superstar that I've played with that is like the antithesis of what an N.B.A. star is supposed to be - in every which way you could possibly imagine," guard Casey Jacobsen said. "To the way he dresses, to the way he goes about his job every single day, to his fruit eating, to his attitude about life. It seems like he's not stressed about anything."

From Nash's view in the Valley of the Sun, life is better than when the Suns traded him in 1998 to Dallas - he played behind Jason Kidd - and brighter than he expected when he left the Mavericks. In October, he and his longtime girlfriend, Alejandra Amarilla of Paraguay, became the parents of twin daughters, Lola and Bella.

"I guess I'm learning more how insignificant my life is," Nash said. "I feel I still enjoy my work. I still enjoy my friends and family and my relationship, but the girls kind of make you realize they are so innocent and dependent. You realize how your life, in some ways, is over."

A new life is beginning, one without his best friend, Dirk Nowitzki, but with his parents, John and Jean, in their winter condominium nearby.

The Suns might have realized they had acquired a special player when Bryan Colangelo, the Suns' general manager, walked into the gym at 7 a.m. and saw Nash working out a month before he reported to camp. "Steve really set the tone," Colangelo said.

By the time the Suns' other free agent, Quentin Richardson, came to town a week later, the whole team was assembled. "I was like, 'Wow,' " Richardson said. "We had a chance to get our chemistry together quickly."

One of the ways Nash helped to build that chemistry was by renting out a Phoenix theater so his teammates could watch a movie without being bothered.

As a member of the Canadian Olympic team at the Sydney Olympics, Nash decided to give his teammates a boost. Nash had portioned roughly $3,000 for each of his teammates and asked Coach Jay Triano to give it to the players anonymously so they could go on a shopping spree in Hong Kong.

"He was just being respectful of amateur athletes in Canada," said Triano, a Toronto Raptors assistant coach.

Triano had arranged for Nash to fly first class and have his own room at the Games. But Nash was appalled. "If I don't have a roommate, I'm not going to go," Triano recalled him saying. "If you have to buy a first-class ticket, give it to one of the big guys. Steve sat in a middle seat for the whole 17-hour trip."

In Phoenix, Nash has been a mentor to the youngest team in the league. He has helped make Stoudemire "more accountable," Colangelo said.

Nash has also helped his Brazilian backup, Leandro Barbosa, feel more comfortable by speaking Spanish and watching soccer games with him.

"Steve's ideal for this group of players who were lacking a humble but fearless leader," Colangelo said.

In Dallas, the Mavericks have tried to put the Nash era behind them. "When we lost Stevie, all of us were in a state of shock and depression," Donnie Nelson, the Dallas president, said recently in a telephone interview. "I don't fault Steve for taking advantage of a great offer."

The Mavericks' owner, Mark Cuban, said he felt like he had made a fair offer to Nash (four years, $36 million). Cuban thought that as Nash grew older, he would be a health risk for a large contract because of his fierce style of play.

Beyond the money, the lackluster presentation by Dallas, compared with the Suns' meticulous pitch (complete with a personalized yearbook with Nash pictured in a Suns jersey superimposed over his Mavs uniform) sold him.

"It was so clear that they wanted me, more than Dallas, it was an absolute no-brainer," Nash said. "It would be very difficult to want to stay in Dallas after everything I felt like I contributed and then feel less than wanted, let alone needed."

Stoudemire, traveling to Dallas with Nash on the private jet of Robert Sarver, the new owner, hammered that point home.

"Listen, we're young, we're talented," David Griffin, the Suns' head of basketball operations, recalled Stoudemire's saying. "We need you, man, to lead us, to be our point guard. If we have you, nobody can guard me. That's a wrap."

Here's the rap now: Stoudemire is averaging 26 points and 8 rebounds a game. Marion, the draft pick the Suns received from Dallas in the 1998 trade for Nash, is averaging 19.5 points and 10.7 rebounds. Richardson leads the league in 3-pointers with 112.

Nash has always seemed to have a moral compass. His father, John, recalled getting a phone call from a parent of a boy who was being bullied by a teammate on Nash's high school team. Nash promised to take care of the matter.

"Steve told the kid that if he did not stop the bullying, Coach would not allow him on the basketball team any more," John Nash recalled last week in Phoenix. The coach never knew the story until last week.

John Nash was a soccer player on a semiprofessional league in England and an apprentice printer. He married Jean, who had been a talented netball player, and they moved to Johannesburg when a team offered more money.

Neither John nor Jean wanted to raise Steve in the culture of apartheid, so they moved to Canada. With their support, Nash excelled in hockey, lacrosse, rugby, baseball and chess.

His father remembered the day when a family who had heard about the 12-year-old Nash took the 90-minute ferry ride to Victoria to watch him play lacrosse. But Nash had already moved to his afternoon baseball game.

Nash's brother, Martin, a year younger, was just as accomplished an athlete, especially in soccer. He plays professionally in Canada. His sister, Joanne, six years younger, was also an exceptional athlete in soccer and basketball.

By his senior year at St. Michaels University School, Nash was named most valuable player of the province in basketball, leading his team to the British Columbia high school championship.

"If there's anything that sets him apart physically, it's his eyes," his high school basketball coach, Ian Hyde-Lay, said. "When I first met him, I could tell there's something that burns brighter."

Somehow, Division I programs missed that signal. Except Santa Clara in Northern California. There, Nash struggled the first month.

"He could not get the ball across halfcourt under pressure," Santa Clara Coach Dick Davey said. "He got to the point where he had major doubts about himself as a player. We sat down and I told him how good I thought he would be. From that point on, I couldn't keep him out of the gym."

Nash would bounce tennis balls walking on campus to improve his coordination. "His greatest attribute was his desire to get better," Davey said. "He makes other people better out of embarrassment, they had to play as hard as he did."

As a freshman, Nash led Santa Clara to the N.C.A.A. tournament and made six free throws in the final 31 seconds to upset Arizona in a first-round game. The Broncos made two more trips to the tournament with Nash. "We haven't been back since he left," Davey said.

Nash graduated from Santa Clara with a degree in sociology, a major that came naturally considering his personality. "He's the most color-blind person I've ever known," Nash's agent, Bill Duffy, said.

Nash is still a close friend of Simon Ibel from Victoria, whom he met after leaving high school. Ibel was born with Mucopolysaccharidoses, or MPS, an enzyme deficiency that stunted his growth to four feet. In Dallas, Nowitzki, Nash and Ibel would go out together and poke fun at each other in a good-natured way.

At a Boys and Girls Club in Scottsdale recently, Nash's striped button-down shirt hung outside his jeans, his scruffy hair hung on his neck. He smiled for pictures, signed autographs and patiently entertained a student interview.

"What do you want people to know about you that they don't already know?" Charlene Scabby, 12, asked.

Nash smiled. "That I'm just like everybody else," he said.

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shreddin' pups to numb the pain

Ho Hum, More War And Death

What happens when habitual warmongering and BushCo lies become part of our daily diet?

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

And then you read the appalling little story about how BushCo is now "taking steps" to further the investigation into why their original intelligence on Iraq was so painfully, treasonously, colon-clenchingly wrong, why they thought Saddam had giant Costco-sized warehouses stacked to the rafters with snarling nukes and nasty biotoxins and active warheads when, in fact, he had nothing but a couple Dumpsters full of rusty 20-year-old shell casings and a bucket of stale glue.

And don't forget the part about how Congress allotted hundreds of millions of dollars for the futile WMD search, with no public accounting of the money, and the entire budget and the expenditures are to remain classified, by order of the Defense Intelligence Agency. Ha ha. Sigh.

This is about the time your head spins all the way around and you shudder in disbelief and you stifle a giggle and hold your sides and restrain yourself from gagging, think happy thoughts about sex and love and trees because otherwise you just smash your head with a brick and throw puppies into paper shredders to numb the pain and quiet the screams.

Because if you've been paying any attention at all, this is when you remember that it was at Bush/Cheney's own order that the CIA intelligence reports be intentionally skewed and rewritten, that they doctor their reports to say what BushCo wanted them to say to justify their vicious and unwinnable little war that is quickly shaping up to be one of the most economically debilitating, socially humiliating, deadly quagmires since Vietnam.

And this is when you remember, furthermore, how BushCo forced poor emasculated Colin Powell to stand up in front of the UN Security Council and shake little vials of anthrax and hold up completely bogus proofs, including satellite images of supposed "mobile biological-weapons labs" which were, instead, tanks of hydrogen for weather balloons. New drinking game: replay the video of Powell's testimony, take a shot whenever a final spark of his remaining dignity dies.

And you sit there and just let it all sink into your skin for a few seconds before frantically brushing yourself off, as if you were just hit by a swarm of pissy Republican gnats. I mean, get them off me.

Does it bear repeating? Are we too far gone? Do we even care that the WMD search has been quietly, meekly, officially called off in Iraq after two full years of ardent searching and after 1,200 of BushCo's own highly trained scientists and investigators -- not the U.N., not Democrats, not icky foreigners, not crazy liberals, not gay-marriage advocates -- but Bush's own people, preprogrammed to dig up the absolute tiniest shred of evidence of Saddam's gnarly intentions and hold it up and scream in giddy delight, and who found, well, absolutely nothing at all?

Yes, many Americans are "concerned" about Bush's handling of the war. Yes, his approval rating heading into Nightmare Phase II are the lowest of any two-term president in recent history. But, overall, Americans seemed to like him enough to give him another term and they think he's doing an OK job despite the economy and the deficit and the misogyny and self-righteous Bible thumping, and the nation as a whole seems to have assimilated the lies, the bogus war, the death and pain and economic violence.

Let's spell it out again, one more time, just for old time's sake. There was no "bad" intelligence. There was no evil Saddam plotting an overthrow of the world. There was only BushCo-branded coercion and misprision and traitorous presidential lies the scale of which make Nixon look like a pickpocket. The CIA and the FBI and the Pentagon said it outright: Saddam was harmless. No threat. No WMD. No reason to go to war. Period. Didn't matter.

And Saddam did not, as some Repubs whined and as the new reports -- again from Bush's own people -- prove, Saddam did not hide WMDs in Syria. Or Pakistan. Or New Jersey. He did not bury them underground or paint them over to look like circus tents or stash them in the back of the Winnebago Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were driving in "The Simple Life 2." Bush's WMDs never existed. And he knew it. What's worse? We knew he knew it. And he got away with it anyway.

And now, more than 1,300 U.S. soldiers have died and over 10,000 have been wounded and countless tens of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians, women and children and families, have died, brutally, horribly, and the war is getting uglier, worse, more violent and out of control and increasingly controlled by guerrillas and astoundingly effective Shiite radicals and no one anywhere really knows why we're at war anymore. No one.

We haven't helped Iraq. We haven't furthered "the march of peace." We have done nothing to improve the conditions of the region by cramming Bush's snide version of Christian democracy down their throats. Saddam was indeed a murderous thug. And guess what? We knew it all along, even when he was our ally, even when he used the poison gas we sold to him to kill all those pesky Kurds with our implicit blessing. Remember that nice shot of Donny "Black Eyes" Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam? Exactly.

This, then, is the current upshot: the terrorists are as giddy as schoolgirls. Bush's warmongering agenda has done more to destabilize the Middle East than Osama could have ever dreamed. The U.S. is more loathed and mocked on the global stage than anytime in past 100 years. Our credibility as a peacemaker and a humanitarian force is the lowest in modern history, so much so that Bush had to send out a signed op-ed letter to the international papers, claiming that the American government really does care about all those dead Muslim tsunami victims, no really we do, despite how many of their co-religionists we're killing in our brutal occupation of Iraq.

And now, all outrage has become muted and lethargic. All protests, in the wake of BushCo's nauseating fear-based win last November, have become pale and moot and limp. We are numb and resigned to the steady stream of lie and abuse. This is the sentiment, even among many fear-hammered red staters who insist on seeing Bush as their pseudo-religious dumb-guy Messiah: a sort of national teeth gritting, a dark period in America, a hunkering down and waiting for it to be over and for the light to emerge again.

Term II is under way. The vicious Republican PR machine is of such potent talent that Bush could now walk up to a live TV camera and jam his thumbs in his big monkey ears and wiggle his fingers and stick out his tongue and say Ppppbbbtthhtt, ha ha America, it's my gul-dang war and I knew all along Saddam was an easy mark, a pip-squeak tyrant, never had WMDs, and I lied to the whole stupid nation to make me look manly and to help my buddies in Big Oil, and in the military industry, and in my daddy's Carlyle Group, and for my rich Saudi pals.

And he could say: Too bad about all those dead 'Murkin soldiers. Too bad about all those soldiers who will be dying very soon. Too bad they can't go AWOL and skip out on the war like I did. Too bad they're dying for reasons no one can justify, and never could. Okey doke, I'm off to the ranch for even more vacation, the most of any president in American history. Bye now. Oh, yes, one more thing: ppppbbbtthhtt!

And most of America would apparently sit there and watch him, and sigh, and go, oh that Dubya, such an honest and God-loving man, so simple and plainspoken and not all that bright. Just like the rest of us. He's a Good Man, isn't he? He's sturdy and stalwart and on the side of righteousness. I mean, isn't he, Lord? Hello?

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Mark Morford's Notes & Errata column appears every Wednesday and Friday on SF Gate, unless it appears on Tuesdays and Thursdays, which it never does. Subscribe to this column at http://www.sfgate.com/newsletters.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

viva la craigslist, amigo

I love Craigslist. It's useful, entertaining and free. I've been surfing the original San Francisco site for a decade now and the visionary who created these community-based phenoms is Craig Newmark - who also happens to be a blogger:

http://www.cnewmark.com/

Newmark was also a driving force behind the Craigslist Foundation - a seriously cool organization that is "providing emerging nonprofits with the knowledge, resources, and visibility required for success."

Of all the shite that has transpired online since 1995, I have to tip my hat to Mr. Newmark. He managed to not only make his dreams come true... but he decided that others deserve a chance to make their dreams a reality too.

Cheers to you, pal. ; - )

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Craigslist Circles the Globe With Online Classifieds, One City at a Time

The New York Times
Mon Jan 17 2005
By Eric Pfanner
Source: International Herald Tribune

A motor scooter in Manchester, an apartment in Amsterdam, a poster in Paris. All are available via Craigslist, an online bulletin board that presents a new challenge to the established players in the estimated $100 billion global market for classified advertising.

Craigslist was started 10 years ago by Craig Newmark, an Internet pioneer in San Francisco, as a way of keeping friends up to date on events in the Bay Area. It spread through the United States before going international in 2003, with sites in London and Toronto. The expansion accelerated in late 2004 with a flurry of sites, including ones for Paris, Berlin, Tokyo and Sydney. About a dozen other international start-ups are planned in the next few months.

Craigslist, which bills itself as a community-based operation in the techno-utopian spirit of the early Internet, accepts advertising for just about anything, from jobs to apartments to electronics to "erotic services." What it generally will not accept is money. The sites let users post most classified advertisements free. Only job ads posted in three United States cities require a fee.

"Our site is a place to get simple jobs done," Mr. Newmark said. "Life isn't fair, but we try to be fair to everyone. That's a fundamental value across the world, no matter where you come from."

Craigslist also solicits users' feedback, and that is what prompted the idea to introduce the concept internationally.

"The No. 1 thing they kept asking us was to add more cities," Jim Buckmaster, chief executive of the company, said in a telephone interview.

Though the international Craigslist sites are available only in English for now, the formula seems to be catching on, if more modestly than in the United States. The London site attracts more than 150,000 unique visitors each month, Mr. Buckmaster said. The Paris site, begun in November, already draws 50,000 unique visitors monthly. Other recently added sites, including Amsterdam, Dublin, Sao Paulo, Brazil, and Bangalore, India, have drawn slightly less traffic.

While those numbers remain far below the two million monthly visitors to the original Craigslist in San Francisco, the international sites could eventually pose a significant threat to newspapers and other, more specialized publications -- on paper and the Web -- that traditionally earn significant portions of their revenue from sales of classified ads, specialists in the field say.

"It's got to scare anyone who takes money for advertising," said Jim Townsend, the editorial director in Houston of Classified Intelligence, a consulting firm. In the San Francisco area, Classified Intelligence estimates, Craigslist is costing newspapers $50 million to $65 million a year in lost revenue from employment ads alone; because other ads on Craigslist are free, it is hard to gauge the overall effect, Mr. Townsend said.

Whether Craigslist will have a similar impact internationally is unclear, Mr. Townsend said. The fact that the sites are still available only in English could limit them to English-speaking expatriates in some cities. "It doesn't mean it can't work," Mr. Townsend said. Craigslist "might just have to try a little harder -- or wait, which they can afford to do," he said.

Mr. Buckmaster said that adding the international sites had created few extra costs for Craigslist, which is operated by fewer than 20 employees from a small office in San Francisco. Most of the sites are nearly identical: stripped-down home pages with a variety of headings, like "jobs," "services" and "personals," and subheadings like "rideshare," "collectibles" and "rants and raves." Because traffic on the international sites remains relatively small, little additional server capacity was required.

Last year, eBay, the online auction service with sites in many major markets throughout Europe and Asia, acquired a 25 percent stake in Craigslist, which is privately held. But Chris Donlay, a spokesman for eBay, said the company had no plans to increase that investment for now.

"We're working well together and quite happy with that," he said. "We're really just learning about the classified business."

EBay has made several other investments in online classified advertising in Europe, including acquisitions last year of Mobile.de, an automotive-related site in Germany, and Marktplaats.nl, a general classified site in the Netherlands.

Classified advertising across Europe remains a fragmented business, with newspapers and Web sites competing with specialized publications like Loot in Britain.

For instance, Trader Classified Media, a company based in Amsterdam, publishes more than 300 classified advertising papers and runs more than 60 Web sites globally, many of them in Europe.

The company plans to continue its expansion in promising markets like Eastern Europe, said John McCall MacBain, founder and president of Trader Classified, adding that the arrival of eBay did not frighten him.

"We've always been the Pac-Man eating away at the papers," he said. "We know how to deal with people who want to sell, in their markets." As for Craigslist, Mr. Newmark and Mr. Buckmaster contend that their motivation is far less commercial. Though they say that they would like to translate the international sites into local languages and improve customer service, they have no plans to charge users for any ads on them.

"Maximizing revenue has never really been part of our mind-set," Mr. Buckmaster said.

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Sunday, January 16, 2005

deserted isle discs forum II

I wish I could tell you about the South Pacific. The way it actually was. The endless ocean. The infinite specks of coral we called islands. Coconut palms nodding gracefully toward the ocean. Reefs upon which waves broke into spray, and inner lagoons, lovely beyond description. I wish I could tell you about the sweating jungle, the full moon rising behind the volcanoes, and the waiting. The waiting, the timeless, repetitive waiting.

James A. Michener, Tales of the South Pacific (1946)

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The Top 25 Island Music Albums exercise is gaining some steam... and stirring up some controversy (sillyness) along the way too. This weekend I spoke to a bunch of peeps who were confused as to what kind of music was acceptable.

Any, all music is acceptable; you don't have to list 25 reggae or soca albums. But you could. You can list anything you want. Whatever floats your cat, yeah?

Just remember, you might not ever get off the island... EVER. So pick 25 discs that can stand the true test of time. Got it? Jill? What a pistol. Funniest response I've received to date:

Jill to me, Lynn, Stinky, Visnja, Chelsea, Victor, Sandy, Miranda, Kristen, Island Diva, Gillian, G1, DK, Diva Darling, Coko, Charles, Buffalo Tim, Chris, Angela et al

3:29pm (1½ hours ago)

RE: EMAIL SENT BY: WIG2
SUBJECT LINE: "All right you pussies"
DATE: post new years hangover


Ok, this email has been sitting in my junk mail folder for some time ... originally having no idea who sent it to me (Wig2) ... and having read it as requesting :

my "Top 25 Island Music Albums" of all time,

I mean I like reggae, but REALLY ... how many of us have 25 favourite albums! (I found the whole proposition exclusionary from the get go and boycotted the free CD prospect immediately).

However, the truth was revealed at WTC Annual General Meeting last night that indeed conspiracy theories are easily conjured... the above mentioned message actually came from DJ Colin, (who btw didn't mean to insult the female anatomy by associating it with lacklustre responses in his subject line "all right you pussies") and whom actually truly wanted to know our top 25 albums of all time.

(Did anyone else misread this?)

Whew, now that's absolutely clear, I'm now making last ditch effort for that free CD ... Ah, but rather than offering my top 25 favourite albums which I'm sure between all of you, someone will mention, and Colin will ignore, ...

I enter ...

(drum roll please)

My Top 2.5 Island Film Score Tracks

#1. "I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair", from SOUTH PACIFIC

#2. "Ole Man River", from SHOWBOAT

# .5 "Tonight", from WEST SIDE STORY (ok, well NYC is kind of floating around water, no? and I'm only giving it half a pt.)

Do I still qualify for the free CD?? Now if any of you other pus'es really have nothing better to do ... I challenge you music-film aficionados beyond the 2.5 Richter rating!!!

Alas, I will not be compiling a free music CD at the end of it, ... but you will get a spoonful of my music loving respect!

Cheers,

Jill

the fast and not so thorough reader,

Jill

Yes indeed, Jill. You get a wiggy CD as you've provided the most laughs to date. Cheers to you!

Now who's got me a new list of showtunes and water-based soundtracks?

W2

Saturday, January 08, 2005

today's special: surf & turf

RED ZONE: Vancouver Island's west coast is expected to be pounded with the largest waves, enormous walls of water towering up to 15 metres high at the heads of inlets.

PURPLE ZONE: Waves up to seven metres are predicted by the time the tsunami reaches the island's south end, weakening to two or three metres at Victoria harbour.

ORANGE ZONE: The Strait of Georgia, sheltered from the full force of the tsunami, can expect waves up to two metres.


First The Ground Shakes, And Then All Hell Breaks Loose

What will happen if a tsunami hits our coast: Experts say the giant waves could destroy towns, submerge forests, rip up beaches and deposit millions of tonnes of sand far inland

The Vancouver Sun
January 08 2005
By William Boei

One day, the ocean floor 100 kilometres west of Vancouver Island will rupture at a point where two of the moving plates that make up the earth's crust have been stuck since 1700.

The energy will be released all at once, the ocean floor will heave and the earth will shake for several minutes.

A tsunami will begin to spread in all directions. Then:

- Residents on the outer coast of Vancouver Island will head for high ground when the shaking stops. There is no time for evacuation warnings.

- In the quake, the island coast falls by an average of one metre, making structures more vulnerable to big waves.

- The tsunami reaches shore in 20 minutes or less.

- The sea may draw back for a few minutes, exposing ocean floor that is normally covered. Then a towering wave will thunder into the shore, only a few metres high in some places, as high as 10 to 15 metres (33 to 50 feet) in others, as it reaches shallow waters.

- Anyone on the beach or on low rocky outcrops when the waves hit is swept into the ocean.

- Beachfront homes and resorts near Tofino are swamped. Flimsier buildings are smashed.

- Hot Springs Cove, north of Tofino, is largely destroyed.

- Zeballos, a small village at sea level in a narrowing valley, suffers severe damage as residents huddle on the mountain slopes.

- At Gold River, Tahsis and Port Alice, some docks and wharves are lifted above sea level, others are permanently submerged.

- The Pacific Rim Highway is swamped where it runs close to the beach.

- The waves undermine shore lines and river banks, toppling millions of trees.

- The tsunami begins to lose energy as it rounds Vancouver Island, especially at the south end. In the northeast, the waves are still up to seven metres high when they crash into Port Hardy, Port McNeill and Alert Bay.

- In the south, Esquimalt and Victoria see waves as high as two to three metres, and Vancouver less than a metre high.

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Port Alberni knows the power

Tsunami death toll along the B.C. coast would not come close to Asia's total, experts note

The Vancouver Sun
January 08 2005
By William Boei

The outer coast of British Columbia faces the same deadly threat of tsunamis as the southeast Asian countries that were devastated in the Boxing Day catastrophe.

When -- not if -- a tsunami hits our coast, it will have the potential to smash villages into splinters, send ships, trucks and buses tumbling like Tinker Toys, submerge forests, rip up beaches and deposit millions of tonnes of sand and gravel far inland.

Here, as in Asia, anyone caught up in the avalanche of muddy water, vehicles, trees and debris from shattered buildings will be very lucky to survive.

But where the potential death toll in the Indian Ocean basin is in the hundreds of thousands, B.C. and the U.S. Pacific Northwest are likely to lose only a few thousand people and perhaps less than a thousand, a tsunami expert says.

That's no reason for complacency, warns Simon Fraser University Prof. John Clague, who specializes in natural hazard research.

Clague thinks up to a third of the victims of the Asian tsunami died needlessly for lack of a working warning and evacuation system to get them out of harm's way. The numbers here might be smaller, but the same principles apply.

And while Asian politicians were promising at a summit this week in Jakarta to implement a tsunami warning system after the fact, other vulnerable regions, including British Columbia, still have time to ensure that their systems are in working order.

B.C.'s outer coast is vulnerable to two types of tsunami: those generated by distant earthquakes in Alaska, the Aleutian Islands and Japan; and others triggered by nearby quakes off the west coast of Vancouver Island.

The difference is not in the tsunami itself -- both kinds can send waves higher than a three-storey building and hundreds of kilometres wide crashing on to the shore -- but in how much warning we get.

No early warning system will help if the quake occurs nearby. The most likely scenario involves the Juan de Fuca plate -- one of the great slabs that make up the earth's crust -- and the North American plate, which meet along a line up to 1,000 kilometres long, roughly 100 kilometres west of Vancouver Island.

The Juan de Fuca plate is subducting, or diving under, the North American plate, but the two plates have been stuck since the last major quake in January of 1700. With some of the greatest forces on Earth pushing them together, they are bending like massive springs, building immense potential energy that one day will be released all at once. The result will be a subduction earthquake of magnitude 9 or higher, comparable to or bigger than the Boxing Day quake in southeast Asia.

Like the Sumatra coast on Boxing Day, the west coast of Vancouver Island will be hit by a tsunami as soon as 15 minutes after the shaking stops -- not enough time for any warning system to analyze the threat and alert local emergency officials, let alone to organize an evacuation.

If you're on the outer coast and the ground shakes hard enough that you have trouble standing up, there is only one thing to do: head for higher ground, fast.

"You shouldn't wait to be told by the police or an emergency official," said Clague. "Turn on a radio right away, find out what's going on." And get out of there.

Bob Bugslag, director of B.C.'s Provincial Emergency Program, agreed. "People are going to have to rely on the natural warning of a severe shaking from a subduction zone earthquake, and react accordingly to ensure their safety if they live in a low-lying area.

"If you live in a vulnerable area, then you have to seek higher ground."

That's doubly true if you find yourself on the shore and notice that the water has withdrawn to an abnormal extent, exposing parts of the sea floor that are normally covered even at low tide.

Run, don't walk. Immensely high tsunami waves have equally low troughs on either side of them, and what you're seeing is the trough ahead of the first wave. If you're lucky, you have a few minutes to reach higher ground before it arrives.

Clague has been looking at pictures coming out of Sumatra now that communications are being re-established, and he's noticing how high up the trees were stripped of their leaves by the onrushing wall of water.

"It's unbelievable," he said. "It looks like the tsunami reached up to about 30 metres [100 feet] above sea level in some of those places. Holy moly."

More than 100,000 people are currently thought to have died in Sumatra, where the tsunami would have hit minutes after the quake.

But the other victims, estimated to number around 50,000, died in coastal areas of Thailand, Sri Lanka, India and even Somalia, most of them more than two hours after the earthquake, some as long as seven hours later.

"If people had been aware that this was coming and believed it and responded appropriately," Clague said, "there would have been very little loss of life, with the exception of in Sumatra."

Clague thinks a similar disaster could be waiting to happen in the Caribbean, which is also subject to great subduction quakes. The region's subduction zone follows the arc of the Antilles islands.

"It's another area that I think is underprepared," Clague said.

It's also an area of dense population clustered along low shore lines -- the same formula that proved so deadly in southeast Asia.

That illustrates a couple of the reasons fewer people will die in a tsunami here.

First, our coast is sparsely populated. From Bamfield on Vancouver Island to Bella Bella on the central coast and Masset on the Queen Charlottes Islands, the total population of the communities at risk is only about 40,000, and not all of them live on low ground.

The B.C. coast's major population centres, Vancouver and Victoria, are relatively sheltered from a tsunami.

By the time the waves hit Victoria, they are expected to be no more than two or three metres high -- enough to do damage along the shore at high tide, but unlikely to cause much if any loss of life. In the southern Strait of Georgia and at Vancouver, the tsunami will be less than a metre high -- no worse than on a windy day on the Stanley Park seawall.

Another factor in our favour is the tides. In southeast Asia, the tidal range -- the difference between high and low tides -- is minimal, Clague said, "and people build and live right at the shore line."

"That's not the case here. We have a tremendous tidal range. So people are set back [from the water] a bit more; they're not as exposed and vulnerable."

The B.C. coastline rises more steeply in most places than the extensive flatlands in the Indian Ocean tsunami zone, and so the waves won't get nearly as far inland here. As well, our buildings and other structures such as docks and bridges are much more quake- and wave-resistant than their equivalents in south Asia.

Still, we are uneasy. Tofino Mayor Allen Anderson gave voice to some of our fears when he complained that there is a gap between a tsunami warning reaching local or regional emergency officials, and word getting to the population.

Only Port Alberni, which sustained severe damage from a 1964 tsunami triggered by the great Alaska earthquake of that year, has set up a physical tsunami warning system: tall wooden poles with solar-powered loudspeakers on top, set in low-lying areas to broadcast tsunami and evacuation warnings.

All other coastal towns will depend on news media, especially radio, and on emergency personnel driving or walking from street to street and house to house to issue warnings and evacuation orders.

Tofino's concerns are not so much with the townsite, which is protected on the ocean side by Wickaninnish Island and by high embankments, as with getting warnings to the ocean-front homes and resorts that stretch along the beaches between the town and Pacific Rim National Park.

It's a different story for Cliff Pederson, the mayor of Zeballos, a seashore village of 230 people on the northwest coast of Vancouver Island.

"Tofino doesn't have that [loudspeaker system] and of course we don't have that either," Pederson said.

"And we are susceptible to a tsunami, for sure, because the town here is at sea level."

Zeballos is not only at sea level, it sits on the edge of the water at the end of a funnel-shaped ocean inlet.

Waves the size of the ones that hit Sumatra could break over the village the way a normal Pacific surf breaks over a driftwood log.

Pederson said the village has been evacuated several times during tsunami alerts, and "it's been handled quite well. We get quite a bit of warning and we don't have any trouble contacting our people."

When a tsunami warning arrives, the local emergency plan kicks in, the fire department and village council get together "and everybody gets a job to do."

Pederson estimated Zeballos could be evacuated in 60 to 90 minutes. "Normally, we'd have lots of time. We might even get three or four hours warning. Our town would be emptied out by that time."

That will work if the earthquake is in Alaska, the Aleutians or Japan, but not if it's off Vancouver Island and the tsunami arrives in 15 or 20 minutes. Pederson knows that would be trouble, and residents will have to figure out what's happening and save themselves.

"We live in a very low, narrow valley," he said. "If we had a major earthquake I don't know what would happen to the community, because we're surrounded by mountains on both sides."

Clague said the final part of the tsunami warning system, getting warnings and evacuation orders directly to residents, has to be in place.

"That's critical," he said. "If there's a break in that link, then it's pointless. The whole system breaks down."

Bugslag has been inundated with questions about how ready B.C. is for a tsunami. His answer is that in light of the south Asian quake, the Provincial Emergency Program will hold a series of workshops with coastal communities to identify the gaps in existing provincial and local tsunami response plans, starting before the end of January.

"Any time you have an event like this where there's lessons learned is a time to go back and re-evaluate the planning process, engage the citizens and identify those gaps and try to determine ways to mitigate those gaps," he said.

The province's overall tsunami plan, which counts on local plans activated by local emergency program coordinators and RCMP detachments to get warnings out to the public, was last revised in 2001. "You'll probably see a full revision of that plan in the fall of this year," Bugslag said. "Then we'll test it and exercise it based on the new information."

The Asian quake and tsunami could spark the biggest flurry of interest in earthquake preparedness in B.C. since the 1980s, when scientists first began to pinpoint how big our offshore subduction quakes could be, and how often they might occur.

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Scientists dig out day, time, size of past earthquakes

The Vancouver Sun
January 08 2005
By William Boei

We know now that the last big subduction quake off Vancouver Island occurred at 9 p.m. on Jan. 26, 1700, with a magnitude of at least 9 -- the same as the Boxing Day quake or higher.

We know that much detail because undersea subduction quakes invariably set off tsunamis, and scientists have been digging into the deposits of sand and gravel that tsunamis dump on the shore, sometimes as far as four or five kilometres inland.

Carbon dating determines the age of deposits within 50 to 100 years. One site contains seven distinct layers of deposits over a 3,500-year period, and another shows 14 tsunami events over 7,000 years.

Unfortunately they are not evenly spaced, Simon Fraser University earth sciences Prof. John Clague said. Subduction quakes off Vancouver Island have occurred as far apart as 1,000 years, and as close together as 100 years.

"So we can't say when the next one will be," Clague said. "What it does tell us is that it's not just a one-off. It's part of the normal geological environment in the Pacific."

The 1700 quake produced a tsunami that crossed the Pacific Ocean and did considerable damage in Japan, where written records were kept of the time and size of the waves. Using that and studying sand and gravel deposits left by the tsunami in Japan, scientists were able to calculate the exact time of the earthquake and estimate its magnitude.

What makes tsunamis so powerful is that they are "amazingly efficient" at capturing and transmitting the immense amount of energy released by a quake.

"The energy is generated by the earthquake and it's transmitted into a wave form," Clague said.

"And once the waves begin to move, they lose very little energy. So they can travel hundreds of kilometres and then once they reach the shore, transmit that energy into running up on to the shore."

Spectacular as they are, however, they are not B.C.'s biggest earthquake problem.

"I try to reassure people that this is a terrible threat, but it's a much lesser threat to our main population centres," Clague said.

"We tend to be mesmerized by these huge earthquakes. But often, as in the case of Kobe, there are much smaller earthquakes that are very devastating."

Kobe, Japan, was hit in 1995 by a shallow non-subduction earthquake of magnitude 7.2, similar to the quakes to which southern B.C. is subject. It was immensely destructive, killing 5,100 people and causing immense direct and economic damage.

For every great subduction quake, B.C. gets 10 to 20 quakes of magnitude 7 to 7.5, Clague said, and while not all of them strike populated areas, when they do they can be very destructive.

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Sunday, January 02, 2005

irie! irie! top 25 island discs

If I had three wishes bequeathed to me
Don't know exactly what they would be
I don't want no responsibilities
Just give me a hammock, a hammer
and a coconut tree

"Three Wishes" by Big Rude Jake
Butane Fumes & Bad Cologne, 1994

I had a fucking grand ole time at Peter and DK's place this NYE. The place was jam-packed with cool peeps - familiar faces and some new folks too. Great music, great food and a healthy(?) variety of grog, party favours. Thanks allot guys!

We missed Sombu, Stinky and Sandy, Blender and Tony but the rest of our stalwart crew made for a splendiferous event. The "evening" ended around 8-9am or thereabouts, so I guess we got a good jump on the new year.

There was plenty of chin-wagging about spending next Xmas in a slightly warmer, drier clime and that got me thinkin' about music. Yeah, you're probably right. Everything reminds me of music and vica versa. My name is Wig, I am a music junkie and I make no apologies for what might only be described as a lifelong addiction. Amongst others...

Anyway, here's my deserted island disc list cribbed from the deepest, darkest confines of my addled brain. I invite you to submit your own Top 25 list but don't spend allot of time dwelling on your picks... 20 minutes, tops. Chop chop!


Wiggy's Top 25* Deserted Island Discs

Aerosmith - Rocks
Art Bergmann - What Fresh Hell Is This?
Blue Rodeo - 5 Days In July
Bob Marley - Legend
Buju Banton - Inna Heights
Chet Baker - In Paris: Barclay Sessions 1955-1956
Elton John - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Elvis Costello - Blood & Chocolate
Fishbone - Truth and Soul
Hawksley Workman - Lover/Fighter
Jr. Gone Wild - Too Dumb To Quit
Kathleen Edwards - Failer
Lucinda Williams - Lucinda Williams
Lyle Lovett - Lyle Lovett and His Large Band
Marvin Gaye - What's Going On
Nirvana - Nevermind
Paul Westerberg - 14 Songs
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Mother's Milk
Rolling Stones - Some Girls
Rufus Wainwright - Poses
Ryan Adams - Gold
Sloan - One Chord to Another
Steve Earle - I Feel Alright
Sublime - 40 Oz. to Freedom
The Clash - London Calling
The Cure - Boys Don't Cry
The Lowest of The Low - Shakespeare My Butt
The Pogues - If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Pogues - Rum Sodomy & the Lash
Wilco - Being There

One recording per artiste. Double albums are ok. No box sets or "greatest shits" though. Yes, I pray I am marooned with someone who brought a copy of Rum Sodomy & The Lash.

The "winner" gets to share a hammock and a solar-powered CD/MP3 player with yours truly for the duration. Unless of course, I have to eat you at some juncture. ; - )

Cheers!
Woxo


*Aw phuket! RS&TL makes the list as does LOTL's landmark debut album. I wouldn't want to live without 'em. - Wig ed.

Maquélle and Yer Man (St. Kitts, 1997)

Saturday, January 01, 2005

with a splash of blue curacao

Stick the following item in your inaugural "I did not know that" file for 2005... unless of course, you did. Or do. Whatever.

Point is, I don't recall anyone talking about Cumbre Vieja... unless of course, I was zoned out, musing about the Caribbean and assumed you were talking about a frothy seaside drink. Mmmmm... Cumbre Vieja. Hit me, barkeep!

Love to all and best of luck this year. You might need it.

Woxo

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Sir David King: Just suppose it was us...

Don't be complacent, warns the Government's Chief Scientific Adviser. A tsunami could also happen in the Atlantic, and Britain would be dangerously unprepared

Independent UK

02 January 2005

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A few years ago, Steven Ward at Santa Cruz and Simon Day at University College London did some calculations about the giant tsunamis that would be generated by the collapse into the Atlantic of one of the Canary Islands. Cumbre Vieja is a mass of rock off the coast of La Palma island and is waiting to collapse. Ward and Day showed that tsunamis caused by this would overwhelm the Canary Islands and batter the coasts of Africa, Europe and the Americas. Britain would have a six-hour warning before a 30ft wave hit us. New York would have nine hours.

How likely is this event? And when is it likely to occur? Activity on Cumbre Vieja in 1949 caused movement of the west flank of the volcanoes, a rock mass estimated to be twice the size of the Isle of Man. It is deemed likely that it will eventually collapse at any time in the next 10,000 years. The question of whether we should take action to pre-empt something which may not happen for several millennia is a difficult challenge for risk analysts, but one British geophysicist, Bill McGuire, is calling for an early-warning system for the North Atlantic, and after what we have seen in the Indian Ocean, I would endorse that. It may be verging on the distasteful to raise the possibility of such a shocking event happening here, as if the awful events we have seen were somehow not enough. But surely now, when public consciousness of this issue is at its height, is the time to raise the question.


more...

http://comment.independent.co.uk/commentators/story.jsp?story=597245

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Expert slams wave threat inertia

BBC News

Tuesday, 10 August, 2004

A scientist has attacked the inaction over a threat from a dangerous volcano in the Canary Islands which could send a tidal wave crashing against the US.

Bill McGuire of the Benfield Grieg Hazard Research Centre said no one was keeping a proper watch on the mountain.

If Cumbre Vieja volcano erupts, it may send a rock slab the size of a small island crashing into the sea, creating a huge tidal wave, or tsunami.

Walls of water 300 feet high would travel to the US at the speed of a jet.

Within three hours, the wave would swamp the east coast of Africa, within five hours it would reach southern England and within 12 it could hit America's east coast.

The rock is in the process of slipping into the sea, but the trigger that sends it into the Atlantic is likely to be an eruption of Cumbre Vieja. According to Professor McGuire, Cumbre Vieja could blow "any time".

New York, Washington DC, Boston and Miami would be almost wiped out by the tsunami generated by the insecure rock falling into the Atlantic.

more...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3553368.stm

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Scientists warn of massive wave

CNN Sci-Tech

August 29, 2001

LONDON, England -- While stressing that there is no indication it could happen soon, Atlantic coastlines in Europe, Africa and the Americas are under threat from a monster wave of Hollywood -- even Biblical -- proportions, scientists have warned.

They fear that a massive landslide following a major volcanic eruption in the Canary Islands would send a 300-foot wave across the Atlantic, causing devastation to coastal towns and cities.

British and U.S. scientists who have issued the warning predict that, in the worst-case scenario, the tidal wave would destroy the coasts of Florida and Brazil.

more...

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/TECH/science/08/29/tidal.wave/

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Lethal shockwave from an island in the sun

Volcanic activity on the Canary Isles could send a tidal wave to devastate Florida. Phillip Henry monitors the changing shape of La Paima

The Independent

Monday 24th June 1996

It reads like the plot from a disaster movie. Florida is devastated by a tidal wave tens of metres high. The destruction and loss of life is immeasurable. The wave which caused so much devastation crossed the Atlantic in just a few hours, unseen until it reached the American coast.

more...

http://www.ing.iac.es/PR/lapalma/inde9606.html

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The Geology of La Palma

http://www.ing.iac.es/PR/lapalma/geology.html